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lifeScrewed™ is the shit.
So i was drinking a milky way milkshake and then this huge bomb exploded right outside my house. so then my mom went
to go look at the palm tree... sure enough, the bird had made its nest there, just like we thought. and then her ass got to
big for the pants, so we had totally reshedule the events and pam and jenna were not happy about that. so the moral of the
story is hippo.potato.black hole. that is the meaning of life.
and remember it only hurts for a little while.
Don't let him fool you, he uses his left hand. oh and he never "emptied the recycle
bin" with her! that's just a lie. She told us that she doesnt even know him an he stalks her.. how freakin creepy. He was
like begging her to go to "the swingset" with him and she just had to keep saying no. I mean that just isn't right, poor girl.
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So you think your life is bad?
well compare it to Bob's life, and I bet you are doing pretty good.
Bob's toilet is broken and he has to take a crap. He got stood up on his first date in 6 years... by a hooker. What the
hell is that? And when he finally did get laid after being a virgin for 33 years, he got crabs. And she sucked anyway.
Then Bob got fired from his job because he wasn't "man enough" for it. Bob worked at DIllards. that's gotta suck. but then
Bob became and optimist. He makes the best of situations. He took his toilet problem as as oppurtunity to get in tune with
nature, and that's as far as i'll go. So next time you think your life sucks, go be Bob. atleast you have toilet paper.
and remember... it only hurts for a little while.
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